For those of you familiar with the United Airlines’ not-as-fancy headquarters in Elk Grove (that would be opposed to the fancy dress digs downtown) you are probably aware that there are some swans that make their home there.

During the last couple of months, the swans have come up in more than one email to me. Why? Because they really grate on people’s nerves.

They also poop a lot, and are mean as hell. Or so I’m told.

But it’s more the visual significance. Or as someone on an airline geek list I am on wrote today, “I was telling a friend that if Bob Crandall were here he’d take off his shoes, roll-up his pants, wade out into the pond, and strangle those swans with his bare hands. Then probably have them served for dinner on a plane.”

Well, in case you think that the management folks at United have better things to do these days — you are wrong.

It seems that the company just had a “Name the Swans” contest.

And I quote,

“Subject: Name the Swan Contest

Name the Swan Contest

The winning names… by a landslide ….Leon and Ellen.

Leon is named after the first pilot, Leon Cuddeback, for Walter Varney’s airline which later became United.

Ellen is named after the first flight attendant, Ellen Church.

Thank you to Amelia Zemaitaitis -WHQER who submitted the winning entry.

Amelia and three of her co-workers will be treated to a special luncheon in the patio overlooking the pond.

Your Facility Team

‘Committed To Service'”

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