Top Ten Excuses of Naked Pinnacle Pilot
From David Letterman’s home office in Wahoo, Nebraska.
10. “I was just helping her with her bags”
9. “You don’t say ‘no’ to Barbara Walters”
8. “Well Harrisburg is the ‘City of Love'”
7. “Come on — Amtrak engineers run around naked in the woods all the time”
6. “Uh…a bear stole my pants?”
5. “I always get aroused after browsing through the Skymall catalog”
4. “So we can’t fly drunk or have sex — what is this, Russia?”
3. No number 3 — writer still playing Grand Theft Auto 4 on XBox — will try very hard to have jokes tomorrow
2. “Airline lost my clothes”
1.”I thought it was a layover”
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