Married, 22, Gemini, and a cookie — the life of an airline mascot

Chip the cookie There’s a lot of strange stuff on MySpace. Personally, I try to avoid it (though I do have a Facebook page), but this caught my eye today.
myspace.com/chip_cookie1 — the MySpace page for the Midwest Airlines mascot, Chip the Cookie.
Oh my.
Included in Chip’s interests are… “I enjoy traveling, baking, taking pictures with fans, charades, Sudoku puzzles, exploring post-mascot opportunities, and attending just about any event in my hometowns of Milwaukee and Kansas City.”
Chip also has quite a few MySpace friends, including “Cookie Monster,” who unsurprisingly wants to eat Chip. There’s probably an inappropriate joke in there somewhere… Ahem.