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R.I.P. George Carlin

"In the unlikely event......."

This is a very suspect phrase, especially coming, as it does, from an industry that is willing to lie about arrival and departure times.

"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure..."

ROOF FLIES OFF!

"..An oxygen mask will drop down in front of you. Place the mask over your face and breathe normally."

Well, I have no problem with that. I always breathe normally when I'm in a 600 mile-an-hour uncontrolled vertical dive. I also SHIT normally! RIGHT IN MY PANTS!
-George Carlin "Jammin in New York" 1992

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